<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448510455817941384</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:46:32.101-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny World</title><subtitle type='html'>jocks, comedy, sexycomedy, nonstoplaugh, laugh, laughing, sexyjocks, lively jolly, cheerful vivacious, smiling bright, charming pleasant, happily gladly, ungrudging, willingly, laughing-stock, joy, joker,</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jocks-shaif.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7448510455817941384/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jocks-shaif.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>THE WORLD ENJOY</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1Hs4VnTTIVw/TYYroAS6RqI/AAAAAAAAA_A/AhBZ6betSBI/s220/Papas_Rose_2.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448510455817941384.post-3482520773146269171</id><published>2007-06-05T03:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-05T03:12:10.245-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Red Ring   Spacer</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_cUkEhjtkQ5c/RmU2M_2L5JI/AAAAAAAAAE0/IKQRfbO-8uE/s1600-h/420.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_cUkEhjtkQ5c/RmU2M_2L5JI/AAAAAAAAAE0/IKQRfbO-8uE/s400/420.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5072520152227767442" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;" class="joketitlev2"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:16;"&gt;Red Ring &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:16;"&gt;  Spacer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style=""&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:16;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;        &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem.'' The doctor examines the man and finds the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area.&lt;br /&gt;''It's all cleared up!'' the man reports when he returns. ''But what was that medication you gave me?''  &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;''Lipsti&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" class="joketitlev2"&gt;Red Ring&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt; Spacer"&lt;/span&gt;     &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem.'' The doctor examines the man and finds the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area. &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;''It's all cleared up!'' the man reports when he returns. ''But what was that medication you gave me?'' &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;''Lipstick remover.'' &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Ck remover.''&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;&lt;!--[if gte vml 1]&gt;&lt;v:shape id="_x0000_i1027" type="#_x0000_t75" style="'width:204.75pt;height:15.75pt'"&gt;  &lt;v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\a\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image003.png" title=""&gt; &lt;/v:shape&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if !vml]--&gt;&lt;!--[endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte vml 1]&gt;&lt;v:shape id="_x0000_i1028" type="#_x0000_t75" style="'width:250.5pt;height:308.25pt'"&gt;  &lt;v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\a\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image005.png" title=""&gt; &lt;/v:shape&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if !vml]--&gt;&lt;!--[endif]--&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7448510455817941384-3482520773146269171?l=jocks-shaif.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jocks-shaif.blogspot.com/feeds/3482520773146269171/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7448510455817941384&amp;postID=3482520773146269171' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7448510455817941384/posts/default/3482520773146269171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7448510455817941384/posts/default/3482520773146269171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jocks-shaif.blogspot.com/2007/06/red-ring-spacer.html' title='Red Ring   Spacer'/><author><name>THE WORLD ENJOY</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1Hs4VnTTIVw/TYYroAS6RqI/AAAAAAAAA_A/AhBZ6betSBI/s220/Papas_Rose_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_cUkEhjtkQ5c/RmU2M_2L5JI/AAAAAAAAAE0/IKQRfbO-8uE/s72-c/420.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448510455817941384.post-2485189364503849541</id><published>2007-06-05T01:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-05T02:15:44.347-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Non Stop Lough</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_cUkEhjtkQ5c/RmUm_v2L5II/AAAAAAAAAEs/kujRhT_WncE/s1600-h/how+cool.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_cUkEhjtkQ5c/RmUm_v2L5II/AAAAAAAAAEs/kujRhT_WncE/s400/how+cool.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5072503431920084098" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;u style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Teaching a Bunch a Hooligans&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-weight: bold;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span class="joketitlev2"  style="font-size:180%;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt; &lt;!--[endif]--&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?" &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;"I just saw one of your garters!" &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!" &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7448510455817941384-2485189364503849541?l=jocks-shaif.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jocks-shaif.blogspot.com/feeds/2485189364503849541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7448510455817941384&amp;postID=2485189364503849541' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7448510455817941384/posts/default/2485189364503849541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7448510455817941384/posts/default/2485189364503849541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jocks-shaif.blogspot.com/2007/06/non-stop-lough.html' title='Non Stop Lough'/><author><name>THE WORLD ENJOY</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1Hs4VnTTIVw/TYYroAS6RqI/AAAAAAAAA_A/AhBZ6betSBI/s220/Papas_Rose_2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_cUkEhjtkQ5c/RmUm_v2L5II/AAAAAAAAAEs/kujRhT_WncE/s72-c/how+cool.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
